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My brain keeps auto-correcting the tile as “Backshot Roulette”

I technically completed it, but it's a roguelike to you're supposed to do multiple playthroughs. Regardless, I'm done. This is one of the most annoying and shallowest games I've ever played. It tries too hard to be deep, but in the end, it doesn't matter. The world building means nothing to me, and the gameplay frustrates me. At the very least, you should be able to change your FOV if you're playing in PC. But the game has issues that go beyond that. EDIT: I played this game for another hour, and the writing is just borderline stupid. The game thinks I'm a revolutionary American teenager, and it seems to really want to cater to that. I quit the game a second time when the game forced me to have a meaningful conversation with Alex while he kept calling me homeslice. Genuinely the least likeable NPC I've ever met.

This game is so stupid. US Agent Bruce Mcgivern is called on to track down Dr. Morpheus D. Duval, who's extorting China and the US to the tune of 5 Billion dollarinos. Bruce looks and sounds like the Tiger King and his love interest is Ada Wong Fongling, a Chinese agent who, the moment she even thinks about betraying China, is targeted by an orbital satellite laser.
Morpheus turns into a super tyrant, which for some reason gives him organic high heels and a rockin set of tits. The fight between him and Bruce plays out like an MGS battle. When defeated, Morpheus explodes, killing everyone....until the post credits reveal Bruce and Fongling survived in a convenient, not established submarine.
The game-play isn't too shabby, better than the last survivor game because it's actually designed like a light gun game where you have to target weak points and stuff, but the game almost doesn't matter because I was just rushing between areas to see the next cutscene.

Every conversation branch is impressively fleshed out and the game is attempting to do something interesting, but gameplay is tedious and the story is essentially an edgelord populist wall of text with terrible technical performance that, most importantly, does a poor job of representing how a psyche manifests? I probably would've thought this game was super deep when I was a teenager.

When Leon said "Stand Back Ashley, this Resident is getting evil, I nearly cried.

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