I feel like a wet rat in a bathtub when I play this game, take that as you will.

The only thing people remember about Diablo 3 is the one wizard laser spell. Also this game has like 3 stats and looks like it was made by Disney. Also remember the auction house?

The backtracking is horrible but at least you get to play as the actually fun character.

Parts of this game made me really sad for some reason as a kid and I don't quite remember why

oh no!! :((( you killed the poor people by burning them alive because we told you to. you are supposed to feel bad :(( please read the SparkNotes for heart of darkness and don't shut the fuck up ever about this game :((

If I have to listen to Levitating one more god damn time

Believe it or not, the burning basement theme actually has lyrics. It goes:

"Burning base-ment"
"Burning basement 2"

I wish I was a little alien observing the sentient monkey people shedding a single well placed tear over the beauty of fitting together falling blocks over pop music and particle effects

Remember when there was DMC clones? We should go back to that time.

I've compared the depth of this game to magic: the gathering and I sorta stand by that. It's not only that which makes this game a hit for me, it's the perfect atmosphere and art direction that kept me engaged.

This is a game with some chest hair. It was the sole reason I used a 3ds for hundreds of hours, then to do the same on the Wii U. If you can get through most of G-rank in this game, you can probably handle most soulslikes using DK bongos.

Just another quaint little example, a little reminder than the GameCube slaps my stupid little quaking nutsack

Do you think that you are a man? You are nothing.

EDIT: If the Create mod was vanilla id give this a 5

One of the main things I remember about Fable II is waiting the whole game until I got cool armor. The armor never showed up so that's kinda how I feel about this game. There is a doggy at least.

This girl is on fire