Bio Prototype
released on Dec 16, 2022
A wave of irrational experimentation rushes towards you. Hurry up and mutate! evolution! Become scarier monsters than them! Use flesh and blood to bloom a way of survival!
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Y'know, a big part of the appeal of "bullet heaven" games is that they are, for the most part, turn-off-your-brain-and-veg-out eye-candy garbage. They're simple games with minimal thought required. I know what I'm going for when I boot one of these games up; I'm reaching for a bag of chips to mindlessly munch on.
Imagine my surprise when, upon finding an overly complicated and unnecessarily bloated skill tree system that takes away from the simple mind-numbing enjoyment of choosing between three basic-ass upgrades, I find the game to be "bad," "not fun," and "stinky."
Shouldn't be too hard to imagine.
The game is bad, not fun, and stinky.
Imagine my surprise when, upon finding an overly complicated and unnecessarily bloated skill tree system that takes away from the simple mind-numbing enjoyment of choosing between three basic-ass upgrades, I find the game to be "bad," "not fun," and "stinky."
Shouldn't be too hard to imagine.
The game is bad, not fun, and stinky.