911 I'd like to report a crime. Last night I saw Clerks 3 and remembered that there was a Jay and Silent Bob game that came out a while back a retro brawler. I was wondering if it was cheap enough for a buy yet but it wasn't but in the recommened games on section of games like this Eight Dragons was advertised. It was 7.99 with a special discount to 1.99. A 2 buck retro beat um up? How bad it could it be. It be bad. There is literall zero depth here. There is a basic 4 punch combo and a jump kick and that's it. I swear to god even double dragon on the NES had more moves and depth than this garbage. There was no effort here at all and then I discovered what this game is. Just beating up the first enemy rewards you with a trophy. Then the next one as well than another for a weapon kill and then the stage was over for another trophy. Egads!?! Did i get unwillingly baited into a for profit plat game? Surely looks like it. Even that isn't enticeing enough for me. THe game is offensively bad in every direction. I'm sorry good sir but I'm not clogging my plat list with such garbage. I can't remember a time I played such an unabashfully awful game. Contender for one of the worst functioning games I've ever played. I shut it off and deleted in twenty min. That's enough time to see what filth this is. It's such a shame cause I like random browsing for cheap games on PSN and the like but it's garbage like this that make it difficult to find real hidden gems amongst the literal pile of feces of amboninations such as this.