Gabe Newell Simulator is a game for those who have always dreamed of being the glorious PC Master Race Gabe Newell! You can impersonate Gaben and help him in his fight against other companies and make the decision to release Half Life 3 or not, and this will have drastic consequences in the whole universe! Explore the different rooms and corridors of Valve Corporation (many inspired by real ones), the secret lab and... their space station!
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I had a different level of maturity when I bought this game 7 years ago, I thought the game was gonna be funny. I played it a bit and didn't touch it since.
Now I came back to give this game another chance, and it's godawful! Worse than I could remember!
The level design, the bugs, the gameplay, the poor optimization, the soundtracks that sometimes play at the same time, the sound design, the visuals, the combination of pre-made assets, the UI, the stupid enemies' AI, the objects floating, the camera clipping through the walls... I have not a single positive to say about any of these things.
I played all of the levels, I've endured it and still didn't enjoy it. This game feels like an unpolished prototype. The frame drops were insane even for my current PC (Ryzen 5 7600X + 3070ti + 32GB 5200Mhz), it runs like it used to run on my laptop when I used to play in it.
Now I came back to give this game another chance, and it's godawful! Worse than I could remember!
The level design, the bugs, the gameplay, the poor optimization, the soundtracks that sometimes play at the same time, the sound design, the visuals, the combination of pre-made assets, the UI, the stupid enemies' AI, the objects floating, the camera clipping through the walls... I have not a single positive to say about any of these things.
I played all of the levels, I've endured it and still didn't enjoy it. This game feels like an unpolished prototype. The frame drops were insane even for my current PC (Ryzen 5 7600X + 3070ti + 32GB 5200Mhz), it runs like it used to run on my laptop when I used to play in it.
joke game, sucks major ass
A game made by gods. Can't go above 2 stars though.
8/8 don't hate the overweight M8
8/8 don't hate the overweight M8