As bare-bones as golf can be. The half-conscious look in the critters' eyes is perfectly emblematic of every aspect of the game. Just bland, bland, bland. Sure it's micro-scale golf like House of Golf starring tiny animals, but the only thing out of the ordinary about how this plays is the overwhelming simplicity. All you control is left/right and a single-select power meter, unlike most games that take two or more button presses to confirm accuracy.

It's bad and boring! Do not play!