Wow this sucks so much. Checked it out because it’s an Apple Arcade exclusive from Grezzo, maker of the recent Zelda remakes as well as Ever Oasis and other Nintendo oddities. This is one of the worst game pitches I could possibly conceive. It’s a dragon “racing” game, but it’s completely inert and inactive. You can’t steer the dragon or even accelerate in a way that feels good, you just have a giant boost button and some other boosts (?) that are on cooldowns? So I guess it’s really a monster trainer game where the only decisions you make are “do I want my dragon to have more boosts or less boosts?” (???). Also the whole thing is presented with today’s hornily bankrupt trend of making everything a flash-based sexy anime visual novel for no dang reason.

A shocking stew of terrible decisions right here.