I could've swore this was a modern PSX-revival indie game, the way it looks and runs. It's fascinating, if a little bland in its constrained presentation, and definitely worth a look even if it's not exactly the most harrowing 3-hour-long-game you'll ever find.

YOU BUTTER-FINGERS YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO POUR THE BEER, WITHOUT DRAINING THE BARREL?

https://lparchive.org/Legie/

This'll come in handy, believe me.