Mario '85
released on Dec 01, 2021
It's Christmas of 1985, and Lucas has just received a gift from his Uncle Mark, an NES with a brand new copy of Super Mario Bros! Lucas, not having much to do, begins to play the very next day...
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what the fuck is this.
this must be how women feel after I start sprinting at them full speed at 2am
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