Ranking the Characters of the hit video game "Medieval Games"

8- Hol Horse Bard (no one ever picked him, so he ends up being played by the AI and is incredibly hard to beat)
7- Gandalf
6- Ranger
5- tiny little Jester
4- Cunty Lady Magician
3- Crop Top Executioner
2- Giga Chad Knight
1- Skylar White Princess

Ranking the Mini Games of the hit video game "Medieval Games"

Last Place- Dragon Boss fight (incredibly weird hit boxes, shitty telegraphing, annoying music)

Unremarkable- everything else, especially the jousting thing and every catapult minigame since the motion controls feel unintuitive

2. Bow and Arrow Boat one, because I'm good at it
1. Pig catching (has taunts)

It's a knockoff of Mario party that ended up in the bargain bin of every Walmart across the country. The music is lazy, the 3D models are hideous and rendered in 480p, the mini games are uninspired and the AI is weirdly good at the game so it's only really fair if you get 4 people together to play the game as to not have any AI in the match.

Truthfully nothing really redeemable about the game other than that the mini game where you catch a pig is pretty fun and the cutscenes are super charming and cool looking.