There’s not much that can be said about Morphine that can’t be more adequately gathered by seeing it for yourself. It’s one of those bad creepypasta serial killer fan fiction sort of stories, about a high school student named Peter Bundy and how he’s constantly tor society and also Ted, who’s the leader of both the football team and the Rich Club. Again, you kinda have to play it for yourself to see what I mean, but the stilted, amateurish writing, the overwrought way it handles its content, and the… incredible way it ends lend it a really good so-bad-it’s-good quality, where you’re propelled through just to see what silly shit the next part brings (shoutout to how everybody calls Peter ‘Peter Bunny’ when it was, in fact, Peter Rabbit who had a fly up on his nose) (also shoutout to how the game completely misunderstands what morphine does despite the game being named after it). This is… both accentuated and impeded by the gameplay: while the… distinct graphical style and the cheap, ineffective jumpscares lend something to the charm (<3 the cutscene where the dev clearly didn’t want to animate all the people moving so he just turns the camera away to stare out the window), it’s quite rough to actually play, from rather unclear objectives where you have to search for something but you don’t even know what the something even looks like, this… awful lock-picking minigame, and how the game can at points crash and send you back up to twenty minutes. So long as you can stomach that (presuming you’re even the one playing it), though, you… have something special on your hands here. Great for a laugh with friends.

I’m not a loser!