OH MY FUCKING GOD. Conker's Big Reunion is the most TERRIBLE PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT I'VE EVER FUCKING PLAYED. I would legitimately rather replay MY FRIEND PEPPA PIG. I fucking despise everything about this fucking piece of shit game. I would actually rather watch Disaster Movie 10 FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW than play this FUCKING USED CONDOM OF A GAME EVER AGAIN.

Also, Conker looks like absolute fucking SHIT. What the fuck is going on with his fucking big-ass eyes? Conker in this game is a fucking PERFECT EXAMPLE of why crack is bad for you.

The game doesn't even feel like a fucking Conker game. It's rated T, which means it's way less crude, it's way less violent, and it's a HELL of a lot less GOOD. Characters don't drink or smoke or kill each other or yell at you to fuck off anymore. THE FUCKING GAME WASN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISHED FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

FUCK THIS GAME AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR. THIS GAME CAN SUCK A RAT COCK. GO FUCK YOURSELF, CONKER'S BIG REUNION. EAT A FUCKING MOOSE DICK.