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I'd increase this rating by two and a half stars if Noah gave up on that one camel and let the entire species go extinct out of sheer spite
I wish you could have a gun and kill all the animals in the world
No vale la pena ni siquiera para reírse, pero sin embargo es una clase maestra de como NO hacer un juego.
Diseño de nivel atroz, soundtrack nulo y dificultad ridícula son pocos de los mucho problemas que tiene, solo imagina que arruinaron Wolfenstein 3D... ¿COMO ARRUINAS WOLFENSTEIN 3D?
Diseño de nivel atroz, soundtrack nulo y dificultad ridícula son pocos de los mucho problemas que tiene, solo imagina que arruinaron Wolfenstein 3D... ¿COMO ARRUINAS WOLFENSTEIN 3D?
This is the only game to exist ever, forever
Pros: I mean, it's built on top of a solid gameplay engine, Wolfenstein 3D. It is... solid! Looking for secret rooms up against walls is fun, in a way. Shooting animals in the face though, with the strangest slingshot contraptions too... Is also, well, intresting. Supposedly you're shooting feed at them, which makes them fall asleep, hmm. Alright.
This is a strange take on the story of Noah's Ark, to say the least.
But it's a video game, Wolfenstein with animals, and the most fascinating animals, like bears, elephants, camels, etc, are all the bosses of each world. Otherwise you're just fighting goats and sheep... Which...
Cons: Is boring, it's boring. Why is this a FPS game? Why is any of this? Who's idea was this? I'm being generous giving this two stars, because...
What it means to me: This was my first FPS game, ever. I grew up playing a ton of this, because I grew up in a very Christian household, and this was encouraged. Okay, that's fine. I'm not even really a fan of FPS games, but I was a fan of Noah's Ark, and am a fan of animals, so they got me there! I can't believe I played this game as much as I did, I really did play it a lot! Weird, very weird. I liked the NES Noah's Ark game more, at least it made more sense according to the story of Noah! And you weren't violently shooting animals in the face with a gun-like contraption. WEIRD.
(also, this game was on SNES, why isn't it an option here? Oh well...)
This is a strange take on the story of Noah's Ark, to say the least.
But it's a video game, Wolfenstein with animals, and the most fascinating animals, like bears, elephants, camels, etc, are all the bosses of each world. Otherwise you're just fighting goats and sheep... Which...
Cons: Is boring, it's boring. Why is this a FPS game? Why is any of this? Who's idea was this? I'm being generous giving this two stars, because...
What it means to me: This was my first FPS game, ever. I grew up playing a ton of this, because I grew up in a very Christian household, and this was encouraged. Okay, that's fine. I'm not even really a fan of FPS games, but I was a fan of Noah's Ark, and am a fan of animals, so they got me there! I can't believe I played this game as much as I did, I really did play it a lot! Weird, very weird. I liked the NES Noah's Ark game more, at least it made more sense according to the story of Noah! And you weren't violently shooting animals in the face with a gun-like contraption. WEIRD.
(also, this game was on SNES, why isn't it an option here? Oh well...)
Wolfenstein 3D but good