You don't know the true horror a bad game can inflict on the psyche until you've played this game. I have a TREMENDOUS tolerance for bad licensed games. But even tag teaming with friends leads to everyone involved curled up in the fetal position, our place in the universe put into question by this bulbous headed child's adventure. Every element combines to beat you down, tear your mental state asunder. An absolute assault on the human condition. The kind of game where you spend 40 minutes slowly roaming around a featureless labyrinth trying to find every maguffin. All to give Jimmy a brain blast, hear his smug hehe I know what to do let's go find somewhere to use this. Aimlessly roam around looking for the spot you need to be, only for his invention to fail entirely, and Goddard remembers he can fly and just flies Jimmy to the next level as though he couldn't have done that from the very start. Thanks for the half hour of brainrot, onto the next level that's guaranteed to be even worse!

Roaming around the school getting slapped by the copy paste school bully character that spams the same lines every single time they see you, I can handle. But you'd never assume the game's going to be filled with increasingly obscene platforming challenges once you see Jimmy can only jump half an inch off the ground. But alas, no mercy is granted.

Give or take 6 years ago I saw one level past the 1st boss. Today I've seen one level past the 2nd boss thanks to a friend donating his soul to this monstrosity of a game. Perhaps in another 6 years I'll see it through to the end and finally have closure to the only game that can make me lightheaded and delerious in the span of just 2-3 levels.