I was a dumb kid.

It's pretty simple.

What in the FUCK was this and why did I want it when I was 5? I remember playing this game and thinking it was the shittiest dogshit that could've come out of a dog's ass, and when a 5 year old thinks a game is bad, you KNOW it's bad. Half a star is actually generous.

This disgrace to society doesn't deserve to be called a "game"

One of the worst sorry excuses of a game I had the displeasure of playing. Irredeemable garbage.

if you enjoy this game you probably hate yourself