You Are a Wizard

You Are a Wizard

released on Feb 24, 2019

You Are a Wizard

released on Feb 24, 2019

You Are a Wizard is a Commodore 64-esque fever dream about one of those wizards you see airbrushed on the sides of vans. You are that wizard.


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it's kind of all over the place... the humor mostly doesn't land and the heartfelt stuff is rushed (like, why am I getting over the fight my boyfriend and I had only seconds after finding out that my boyfriend and I had a fight??) plus, the gameplay isn't enjoyable and doesn't serve any narrative purpose either.

GUYS DONT DRINK THE GENDERFLUID OR ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL TURN INTO HEARTWARMING CHARACTERS WITH CRINGE DIALOGUE AND YOU WILL TURN INTO THE FANTASIA WIZARD WHO CAN DO MAGIC AND SHIT BUT BY GOLLY WILL YOU TAKE TEN MILLION YEARS TO LAND AFTER JUMPING!! DONT DRINK THE GENDERFLUID OR YOU'LL BE CURSED TO THOUSANDS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS AND JUMPY TEXT BOXES!!!!!! FUN FOXES AND ACAPELLA MUSIC ONLY GETS YOU SO FAR!!!!!!!!!

FUCK TO GENDER!!!!!