Pretty good albeit simple and easy RPG. It has a lot of puzzles and text and its main appeal is its humor. They could have made the combat a little bit deeper and the skill and item system a little bit better by providing more places where to find needles or not making the skills so expensive (which can be fixed by grinding but that's annoying).
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Such a delightful and elegant RPG about my guy ARSTON “Sneaky” MARSTON leaves his hole all the way to the West, visiting Dirtwater and Breadwood and Frisco. I ain’t gon lie, I ain’t even know I beat the game, after beating the train, I ain’t even know that was it.
The game was a fun EASY GOING RPG, easy combat, easy leveling up, goofy writing, random perks and hats you can wear. Everything is black and white and it got a color blind mode and i randomly got a book about walking stupid. The whole game was a random fun adventure that I spent way too much time riding on my crazy eyed horse and CRAZY PETE.
5h
ARSTON “SNEAKY” MARSTON the BEANSLINGER (I learned all the beancraft)
CRAZY PETE (he boosted my stats like crazy)
CRAAAZY the WEIRD EYED HORSE
MUSCLE 41 / MYSTICALITY 48 / MOXIE 21
+3 POISON, SOMETHING ABOUT SPELL DMAAGE AND I RECOVER LIKE 15 HEALTH
UHHH bunch a random other stuff
I just found out there’s a sequel…
The game was a fun EASY GOING RPG, easy combat, easy leveling up, goofy writing, random perks and hats you can wear. Everything is black and white and it got a color blind mode and i randomly got a book about walking stupid. The whole game was a random fun adventure that I spent way too much time riding on my crazy eyed horse and CRAZY PETE.
5h
ARSTON “SNEAKY” MARSTON the BEANSLINGER (I learned all the beancraft)
CRAZY PETE (he boosted my stats like crazy)
CRAAAZY the WEIRD EYED HORSE
MUSCLE 41 / MYSTICALITY 48 / MOXIE 21
+3 POISON, SOMETHING ABOUT SPELL DMAAGE AND I RECOVER LIKE 15 HEALTH
UHHH bunch a random other stuff
I just found out there’s a sequel…
It's a charming, western rpg full of comedy and references that made me giggle. There are a few main questlines that all connect in some way, but the main questline, involving the railroad, can be completed without doing any side content if you so choose. The combat is short, quick and simple. Unless you decide to 100% it, the game can be completed in under 10 hours (I completed it in about 7) and is only $10.99 on Steam, so I very much recommend trying out this simple yet charming game.
This is one of my favorite games, mainly because it's not anything that complex. It's an RPG with silly stickfigure characters, gameplay that's good enough to keep you engaged, and most importantly, AMAZING (and I mean this, AMAZING) writing.
I've beaten this game a few times since I first played it in 2017, including getting The Really Hard Way, and it's nice to play every once in a while. There's tons of shit to discover with every subsequent playthrough: the map is much, MUCH more vast than you'd think.
Worth your money!
I've beaten this game a few times since I first played it in 2017, including getting The Really Hard Way, and it's nice to play every once in a while. There's tons of shit to discover with every subsequent playthrough: the map is much, MUCH more vast than you'd think.
Worth your money!