I spent most of this making a bad arse, late 30s British lady and then she started talking about her student loans.

I wanted to like this, I really did. I love this series and have had some of the most fun I've had in video games with Saints Row but the first couple of hours of this are boring as sin and the writing is a catastrophe. It's "How do you do fellow kids?" The Game. And this coming from someone who loves Life is Strange.

It's mad that after nine years they're still using the same old combat and bland mission design. The only thing they "rebooted" is taking away everything that made the series unique. Now it's just a dull, shell of its former self.

I thought I could have fun with this but in 2022 it just doesn't fly. Worse in every way than Saints Row: The Third, which came out in 2011.

Pathetic.

Reviewed on Nov 25, 2022


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