Almost feels like a practical joke with how bad everything in this game feels. Hitboxes are a foreign concept, attack recovery cannot be gauged for shit due to the garbage animations and poor framerate so the only solution is to mash hoping it maintains the right rhythm. The screen scrolling is the type of shit you see in a Commodore 64 game and despite all that it's still a pretty easy game. No matter how shit a game feels if it's not hard to get through you should feel a sense of satisfaction in beating enemies and stages, but you feel nothing. Everything just sucks.

Reviewed on Feb 06, 2024


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