Literal peak fiction. I have purchased every copy of this masterpiece at least four times (and my collection is growing). I have my wife pleasure me while I play so that my mind will always and forever associate the visage of Garfield with sheer and utter bliss. This game is a work of art that transcends any binary measurements of quality. One's enjoyment of this piece would surpass five measly stars - it would realistically reach into the billions, if not an infinite amount of stars. This game has changed my life and has taught me to astral project.