My understanding of Japanese is WAY too shitty to make sense of this all but I feel like... does that Matter much? well yes obviously its a game entirely in japanese.. but also No! because you cant really face any penalty in this game in a way that actually matters
segare ijiri is a game where you play as a little arrowfuck combining japanese characters together and watching dumb little cutscenes and flipbook slideshows to summon and spawn weirdos and random things and locations to try and make your disembodied giraffe headneck mother happy and reaching the pink arrowheaded fuck girl

You quickly grasp that the gameplay mostly centers around watching the silly shit play out and traversing through a windows movie maker ass simplistic domain with some pretty fun models and means of traversal that make for this rly specifically weird and unique vibe that I really like actually :)

Im ranking it this high because its overall a pretty pleasant experience, theres some fun shit jokes and visuals and really the fact that its an adventure platformer with minigames while also being technically a text oriented game is VERY INTERESTING...

final thoughts: arrowfuck and lex from bookworm adventures should form their own literary greek pantheon and cook smthn up
itd be like jujutsu kaisen domain expansion shit but the whole english and japanese language history skullfucks any sniveling jackass in their wake

Reviewed on Jan 10, 2024


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4 months ago

though i Will say if theres real criticisms to be had, its that even though the game isnt too terribly long sometimes the gameplay loop definitely can drag on if trying to play through the whole thing in one sitting