This is one of the absolute worst video games I have ever had the misfortune of playing. My wife saw this at a GameStop as part of a 2-Pack that also came with Dark Thrones, which is an identical game in every way except the fantasy series it's copying, as this game copies The Witcher while that game copies Game of Thrones, and even though she only spent $5 on it, I want that $5 back. So what's wrong with it? It's an endless running platformer, that means there's no levels, only goals to hit, each set of 3 goals completes a "mission", although this doesn't actually stop the endless marathon sprint of mediocrity, why does that matter? Because after completing one set of goals, you have to quit the main menu to see the next set of goals, which does restart progress made (how many kilometers run, coins picked up, etc). To truly "beat" this game, you basically have to complete each set of challenges, none of which are fun or challenging. They're all just some variant of "pick up X amount of Y item" or "continue X amount of times after tripping". The only reason this game isn't ranked lower than it is, is because the controls work well most of the time, all 4 of em. Yup, you can jump, double jump, slide and attack, enjoy it, because that's all you can do. This game is TRASH and I can't recommend it.

Reviewed on Jan 07, 2023


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