I remember playing this sight unseen when it came out and nobody had a clue what it was 15 years ago when I was selling video games for a living. I played it on the 360 then and it was one of the funniest, laziest gaming experiences I've ever had, punctuated by a true prize at the end of the game: a rap comprised of all the weird swearing Mickey Rourke does in the game. Now, it's still terrible, but playing the PC version it's somehow even worse. Incredible. If I ever meet Mickey Rourke I'm only going to ask him to call me a goddamn cockbreath commie motherfucker.