Bayonetta canonically proves she's a white woman in the face of Luka's wolf dick.

In all seriousness, this game is really good when it wants to be, and when it is its maybe the single best thing Platinum has put out in years. Otherwise, it just makes me wish Viola was an actually developed character (mechanically) with the whole controller used, or that the game was just about β3 or β4 Bayonetta instead of what the game actually was about, and it makes me wonder why they didn't just let me fight Sun Wukong instead of making me splash bathwater at him for five minutes or why they made the world's slowest rock paper scissors minigame.

The spider going nuclear was kinda fun though I guess.