The greatest guilty pleasure game of all time. This game is laughable for how terrible it is, and I revel in that shit. It just oozes with stupidity, the same kind of stupidity that is like watching a child run face first into a wall painted like a door, and laughing at them. I hate children, about as much as Sonic hates guns, so I find their misery quite hilarious, kind of like this game. Did I mention that Shadow the Hedgehog is for "manly men". Yes, very "manly". I used to watch Bleach back in the day. It was "cool". Shadow the Hedgehog is also "cool". Cool in the way that watching a smoldering fire turn into smoke while getting pissed on by my Indian friend from Boy Scouts, Simeon, and my other friend Joshua. What I'm trying to convey is that I hate kids, and also that Shadow the Hedgehog is hilarious and I can only imagine what a drunk playthrough would be like.