Hong Kong 97
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Cactuarkupo

reviewed Hong Kong 97

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Super Famicom
What can I say, this game changed my life. Before this, I was a little boy without a karate championship behind my name. Now I have been crowned hill valley 1984. Using the signature Crane kick taught to me by my asian stereotype sensei, a kick that was honed to perfection by "Hong Kong 97." I cannot stress the effect this game has had on our culture. It is said that right before husband, lover and cousin of Queen Elizebeth II, (The late Prince Phillip) passed on a lonely april morning, his browser history showed the roms of this game, and his journal read the following chilling passage,
"Dearest cousin,
If you are reading this, I have passed on. I have realised that my efforts are nay- for I shant ever live up to Chin at defeating those fucking ugly reds. Consider this goodbye, My dear dear cousin, how I long for your touch."

So yeah, in short, this game changed my life, and its prophecy will soon come to fruition. Our herd is getting bigger, and you may call us "Fucken Ugly," but soon we will come for you. You're next Joe Biden

Reviewed on Apr 12, 2021

2 Comments

Tempo

3 years ago

My my friend, it seems we've had similar experiences. My master, also known as Prince Philip, taught me the ways of 97, an ancient technique that only us trained under the ways of Chin can use. And hearing you, my friend, learning the ways of 97 makes my moist stick even moister. I'm glad to see this legendary technique now be the hands of someone as capable as me. If Prince Philips master was still alive, The Talking Cat from the hit film A Talking Cat?!?, he would be going to Wendy's to buy a Frosty in celebration.

Tempo

3 years ago

My my friend, it seems we've had similar experiences. My master, also known as Prince Philip, taught me the ways of 97, an ancient technique that only us trained under the ways of Chin can use. And hearing you, my friend, learning the ways of 97 makes my moist stick even moister. I'm glad to see this legendary technique now be the hands of someone as capable as me. If Prince Philips master was still alive, The Talking Cat from the hit film A Talking Cat?!?, he would be going to Wendy's to buy a Frosty in celebration.