(7-year-old's review, typed by her dad)
[Dad: What score are you thinking]
[CatTheCutest: A five!]
[Dad: A five?? Are you sure?]
[CatTheCutest: Well, a four. A four-point-five!!]
Okay. So first up, you start off as Gollum, and if you look at him, he's kind of creepy and horrifying. Then you see some... beautiful image. But then Gollum shows up! GRRR! And also it's very dark, so it's kinda hard to find things, especially those VINES. It was just so dark. There was only like teensy bits of fire and that was your only light. And be careful, or else you'll accidentally fall off a cliff! Cuz I did.
[Dad: What score are you thinking]
[CatTheCutest: A five!]
[Dad: A five?? Are you sure?]
[CatTheCutest: Well, a four. A four-point-five!!]
Okay. So first up, you start off as Gollum, and if you look at him, he's kind of creepy and horrifying. Then you see some... beautiful image. But then Gollum shows up! GRRR! And also it's very dark, so it's kinda hard to find things, especially those VINES. It was just so dark. There was only like teensy bits of fire and that was your only light. And be careful, or else you'll accidentally fall off a cliff! Cuz I did.