What happens when a pretentious man who can't write for shit gets out a pot, puts in every random moment and idea that came to mind (which all could work if fleshed out more but no), "immersion" and film things that shouldn't be game things, a stupid belief that game overs (in story based games) are a failure of the game designer, and a bunch of other dumb things, stirs it into a hard to understand, incoherent mess, and throws it in an oven preheated to 375° for what's apparently 10 hours but feels like 10 years?

You get Beyond: Two Souls, a boring mess of a "game" with a story I could barely follow and lost all care for, has no tension because you can't die, has frustrating QTEs where rather than the game telling you which way to move the right stick, it instead makes you figure out that in 3 seconds through the characters (90% of the time being really hard to tell), and ended with me just giving up on it from how bad it is, and really just wanting to skip Detroit: Become Human and end the Cage-trilogy here.

Legit the only good thing about this game is the music and nothing else.

Don't play this.

Reviewed on Feb 10, 2024


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