Fuck you Bayonetta 3 you suck.
Man this is the reason you get a ps5. I don't give a shit if you don't think it's final fantasy or have ever played one. He'll even if you don't game, there's options in here for everyone from casual to hardcore. This games highs are so incredibly high that it near detrimental to itself. Like the lows are little and very so few in this game. Like the padding is kept so damn sparse but you can absolutely tell that it is comparing to the spacecraft design spectacle that is the. Boss. Fights. You need to witness these yourself. Hear them first hand. Fight them yourself. In awe I was in every single eikom Battelle. And this combat is the closest I'm getting to dmc6 given the combat director. Story is a tad plot heavy the characters are great and one of the best unfortunately we don't see enough. The main protagonist is great but the supporting case doesn't get anywhere near as much character flourish where I felt xv did a lot better but noctis is inferior to Clive for real. This score. This game. This experience. Must be played. If they were to cut out all the side fluff even tho it's barely there this could be the best 20+ hour boss rush in history. I plan to respect this franchise and play the rest from this inspiration. Better god of war game tbh
This hurts. This wants me to say game of the year so bad but this year has been spoiling me

Reviewed on Jul 09, 2023


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11 months ago

Every one of those kaiju on kaiju battles made me go "This stomps Bayo 3's DICK"