This game represents the first time a little 6 year old Cameron played a video game, and, even with practically zero standards for what made the medium quality, would come away from it thinking "Damn, this shit sucks". In some sense, I suppose I owe thanks to The Simpsons Skateboarding for being the first piece of media to throw me headfirst into the crushing sensations known as disappointment, despair and agony.

Seriously though, you'd be hard pressed to find many games that feature level design so at odds with what the game itself is trying to do, combined with being a genuinely garbage game to both play and look at.