When I was super young, I used to beg my mom to help me plug in the Atari specifically so I could play this and Keystone Kapers. I loved this game like nothing else (besides Keystone Kapers 🤪) because of how addicting its gameplay loop was. I loved the little details such as different colored cattle being more points than others, and I really loved the little (black?) calf that would RUN towards your character and completely mess up the rhythm you finally start to get down. I remember distinctly being able to see its legs wobble as it ran towards you, but that might have been part of my baby-brain imagination. I also loved how if you got too close to the cows, they’d get scared and quickly scamper towards the front. Stampede is always a game I plop in when I feel the mood to plug in that same Atari (now without Mom’s help!)

4/5

Reviewed on May 21, 2024


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23 days ago

I just looked it up to check, but the black cow actually doesn’t move at all! I feel that might have messed me up even more suddenly having this giant horned-pixel fly at me. Who knows! I definitely got the calf wobbling leg idea from how the Atari had difficulties even making a straight diagonal line, so all the cows’ legs can look a bit jank because of it.