I can't believe THIS GUY's the manager here. Seriously, I'd like to have a word with the person who thought M&M's Adventure was a good idea. This game is an absolute trainwreck from start to finish. If you've ever wondered what it's like to play a game that seems like it actively despises its players, this is it.
I'll box you in ya ears! That's how I felt about the gameplay. It's clunky, unresponsive, and more frustrating than a Rubik's Cube with missing pieces. The controls are as unreliable as a broken compass in a dark forest. You'll be pulling your hair out, trying to get your M&M character to do anything remotely sensible.
And don't even get me started on the sound design. It's like they hired a tone-deaf walrus to compose the music. The repetitive, grating tunes will haunt your nightmares for weeks. I mean, it's like they were trying to create a soundtrack that could induce madness.
Nanana boo b-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! That's what you'll be hearing in your head as you try to make sense of this game's nonsensical design. It's like a bad acid trip in video game form. The glitches and bugs are so prevalent that you'll wonder if the developers were trying to make a statement about the futility of life.
GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD. Yes, please, just get out of my head, M&M's Adventure. I played this so you don't have to. Save your sanity and your taste for chocolate.
Leave me alone you Red M&M... because this game is a menace, and it's a mystery how it ever saw the light of day. If I could give it a lower score, I would. Consider my M&M's officially boycotted. Skittles for life!
Score: 1/10
I'll box you in ya ears! That's how I felt about the gameplay. It's clunky, unresponsive, and more frustrating than a Rubik's Cube with missing pieces. The controls are as unreliable as a broken compass in a dark forest. You'll be pulling your hair out, trying to get your M&M character to do anything remotely sensible.
And don't even get me started on the sound design. It's like they hired a tone-deaf walrus to compose the music. The repetitive, grating tunes will haunt your nightmares for weeks. I mean, it's like they were trying to create a soundtrack that could induce madness.
Nanana boo b-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! That's what you'll be hearing in your head as you try to make sense of this game's nonsensical design. It's like a bad acid trip in video game form. The glitches and bugs are so prevalent that you'll wonder if the developers were trying to make a statement about the futility of life.
GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD. Yes, please, just get out of my head, M&M's Adventure. I played this so you don't have to. Save your sanity and your taste for chocolate.
Leave me alone you Red M&M... because this game is a menace, and it's a mystery how it ever saw the light of day. If I could give it a lower score, I would. Consider my M&M's officially boycotted. Skittles for life!
Score: 1/10