Me? Bad taste in cat cafes?? Pshaww! 🤣 Look at you, sipping your chai latte in that obscure alleyway feline hideout! 🤦 You're cozying up to those purr-babies and telling ME I have bad taste in cat cafes?? What a simpleton! If only such an abomination of a human being didn't frequent one of the most clandestine cat corners in Paris. Agh. Your judgment must be lacking. As our lord and savior Cat Jesus once said to the mice trying to invade his territory, "nuh uh". You should REALLY do better next time. 😡💢

Score: 6/10