Only not giving it .5 stars because of the dope aesthetic. Everything else about this game is so braindead it hurts. No idea who thought a basically completely chance-based game was a fun idea. Even with the optimal move, you could just be screwed because your items suck and your opponent has the optimal items, just leave you feeling frustrated rather than scared. The creator just gives you the WAY overdone premise of "wanna play a game?????" and does nothing to flesh it out during the game or in the ending. Was way more excited that the game was over than excited that I won. Complete waste of time, somehow even worse than Iron Lung.