This is it. My ultimate guilty pleasure game. I remember unironically loving this as a kid, and finally getting around to that true ending in 2021, I'm amused knowing I liked this travesty more than Heroes. It's a stubbornly edgy action-platformer that seems like satire but really isn't. Good for a laugh if you have people watching, bad if you're like me and was just playing it to say "I beat that game I could never finish when I was a kid", but at least the discords I'm in got a laugh seeing me torture myself.