A lot like WWE booking itself: plodding, monotonous, frustrating, repetitive, incredibly lame, but still weirdly compelling. This is an objectively mediocre-to-bad game that I somehow dumped a ridiculous number of hours into stupid, broken game (until the endless slog of MyRise mode sent me into a catatonic state).
Also: WTF is up with those hair textures???
Also: WTF is up with those hair textures???