Just deliriously awful. A miserable, mawkish, unexpectedly HILARIOUS experience, all angst and self-aggrandizement and goofy edgelord dumbfuckery. Oh, and the game design is beyond broken. Look, I know "so-bad-they're-good" video games are few and far between, but this stupid little thing made me Dom DeLuise wheeze-laugh throughout its entire runtime. A near perfect storm of terrible bullshit.