Sifu is so fucking good. I fuckin' love Sifu. Sifu is a game. It's a gamey game. The most gamey fuckin' game to have ever fuckin' gamed in the fuckin' history of games.You like watching badasses in The Raid and John Wick? BE the badass. Kill Bill, all Kill, no Bill. Daddy's gone. Snake in the Eagle's Fuckin' Shadow. Oldboy, Youngman, Youngboy, Oldman, whatever man. MAN, Mad Dog and Karambit guy from The Raid meets Machete in the jungle. Whoop whoop in the club while whoopin on hot boy Sean. Lady Snowblood's blood in the snow. Ding Dong bitches. Way Down We Go. Choking out the rich. i'M yOU bUt StROnGeR. Get the fuck outta here Yang. Go play this fucking masterpiece of a game. Achieve Wude. We fucking love Sloclap in here, we fucking love Benjamin Colussi, in here, hell yeah. Peace out, y'all.

Reviewed on Nov 25, 2023


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3 months ago

Im so fucking wude rn