If you ever thought Sonic 1 was an okay game but needed to have dozens of new bugs, loading times, awful control and physics, run at 10 frames per second, and one of the worst musicalizations ever created by humankind, then this is the version for you!

The people in charge of this port should be grateful that by that time, seppuku was not a thing in Japan anymore, because that's the only way that they could have redeemed themselves.