You are too weak.
Enemies take forever to beat.
You can steal enemy attacks; they're all useless.
The game is very slow; no, it doesn't suffer from slowdowns; it just has a lot of sections where absolutely nothing happens.
There's no instant respawn; you die, and you get to the last checkpoint.
There's no way to earn extra lives if you die; it starts all the way from the start.
Do you think this review feels artificially generated? Wait until you see the enemy's patterns.
Enemies take forever to beat.
You can steal enemy attacks; they're all useless.
The game is very slow; no, it doesn't suffer from slowdowns; it just has a lot of sections where absolutely nothing happens.
There's no instant respawn; you die, and you get to the last checkpoint.
There's no way to earn extra lives if you die; it starts all the way from the start.
Do you think this review feels artificially generated? Wait until you see the enemy's patterns.