Its only saving graces are that it's somewhat fun to play and the world is great (even if it's nonsensical), but even that is muddled by needing to go through the boring ass metro stations to get around DC.

Apart from that, the story and characters are absolutely awful and stupid, and it uses the dumb binary morality system that devs from that generation loved to tack on their games.

The only reason I'm giving it 3 stars instead of 2 is that it's one of my childhood games, so I'm still kinda fond of it.