Reasons to play The Little Mermaid for NES:

It doesn't even remotely bother to follow the plot of the movie.

You're strapped to a bomb that will explode if you don't beat a video game once every 30 minutes.

It's Capcom. You like those guys, right?

You can tell people it's the true inspiration for Shovel Knight, thus causing them to, at best, stop talking to you for a week.