if I could rate this based on entertainment, I would give it a 5. There hasn't been a game that was so-bad-its-good like this. It strikes the perfect balance because the gameplay is juuust competent enough where you can progress to see the batshit story. Every single time this game tried to do a dramatic scene, It made absolutely zero sense and everything just happened in such an odd way that I can't even begin to understand what they were thinking. There are parts where it's obvious it's supposed to be an intense moment and then you remember you couldn't give a single flying poopoo if any of these fellas lived or died. Every character is just there to change their motivations and personality in every scene and clementine is there to walk around and remind people of random events that occurred in season 1 and 2. "oh you need stitches... reminds me of the time i needed stitches (alive inside starts to play) Leeeeeeee" I haven't laughed to a game this hard in such a long time, i think since i played postal 2. I know they had no money, but did they really have to hire writers fresh out of the anti-writing school, the school where they take away writing ability? good lord! this really feels like escape from L.A. They had absolutely no idea what to do so they just said fuck it and added a scene where Snake Plissken hits a full-court shot. But all of the full court shot scenes in this are played off like they're supposed to be super serious, also because a lot of them try to copy emotional moments from old games word for word bar for bar without any of the awesomeness. I'm glad i didn't skip this because holy guacamole!