Another game in love with the sound of its own voice, holding players hostage to the ramblings of a venomous psycho. It looks fast, but all your moves land like a pillow. Everything collides at the wrong time, with poor key frames and difficult-to-read animation. Gameplay boils down to tedious rounds of Simon – orange circle means melee, red telegraph means dodge, that annoying doppler sound effect means parry – why bother with illustrative graphics? To round it out, Furi's plot is a narcissistic trap ala Breaking Bad, tempting you to excuse your baser impulses because everyone else is worse