To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Hotel Mario. The Gameplay is extremely Subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the button options will go over a typical player's head. There's also Mario's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Nintendo Sex Hotels, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the gameplay, to realize that they're not just fun- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Hotel Mario truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Luigi's existencial catchphrase "I hope she made lots spaghett" which itself is a cryptic reference to, once again, Nintendo sex hotels. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the genius of the controls unfolds itself on their Video game console. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Hotel Mario tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Reviewed on Dec 27, 2023


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