Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill everyone, and you are a god. - Barack Obama
Last time I played this game it was about three years ago. The first time I played this game was probably 2014. I played it again tonight (as of February 17, 2023, at 11:00 PM) to have it fresh on my mind.
This game is absurd, intense, and really funny. That reads like something you would see in a Netflix description but it's my immediate take away from this game when I clicked start a new game.
"I exist and I find it nauseating." - Yukio Mishima
The game stars FemboyGenius. That's me by the way. I play Walker, Walker is me. This is all my fault, I killed everybody like OJ and I enjoyed it. Put me down like the mad dog I am.
I don't think this obviously, this is all Walker's fault! He's such a fucking loser!!!! Trying to save his Hero that saved his ass in a failed operation, he ain't gonna talk about what went down in Kabul, no surprise there!! Also he's the one that's like THERE IS NO OTHER OPTIONS! That's HIS problem. Not mine! Speaking of options!
"White phosphorus is a common allotrope used in many types of munitions. It can set fire to cloth, fuel, ammunition, and flesh." - Kane
This part of the game is especially stupid when the thing I did right before this is sticking my neck out in a boring scripted stealth segment, so I can save TWO civilians instead of just going guns blazing to save some CIA cunt. So IMMEDIATELY after we come to the white phosphorus section, where the guy who wanted to save two civilians is like damn there are so many of these 343s units, let's use the artillery! Then the other guy is like oooh jeez boss are you sure?? This may not be it boss.. Just for Walker to then say the epic line of "WE DON'T GOT A CHOICE." The fuck you mean??? You just had one a moment ago! But all of a sudden this is it? Make it make sense!! He goes out of his way to save two civilians but not when its hundreds or a whole city worth of them? One could say that Walker didn't know about the refugees but on the drone screen its like.. so fucking obvious? At that point to when launching the shit the only thing that's standing between them and the refugees is just ONE Humvee. You kill all those people just to take out one Humvee! All the other choices in this game are so irrelevant and dull. It all resorts to "Shoot this guy? Or.. This guy!"
"If Lugo were still alive, he would likely suffer from PTSD. So, really, he's the lucky one." - My Therapist
The combat is probably what I should've talked about first but I don't know, MAN. What is there to talk about? Anyone that fucking uses this site KNOWS what this game is. All I will say is that I think this game is hilariously similar to Metal Gear Rising. It's an ok shooter/action game which has boring stealth elements, the dumbest narrative ever, and it tries to make you feel bad with its combat but also rewards you for your brutality. Both of these games try to be critical with the protag/your actions but then do a double flip and go HGH rage mode!
"It's time for you to wake up." - My mom.
Revisiting this game really got me to realize how stupid this game is. I know I keep saying this but what else can I say? It's stupid! Everyone that got mad because they felt like they were "tricked" by this game is stupid too! You want to know why? Because all these military games do is trick you, this one was just dumb enough to tell you.
"WW2 was my idea." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
Last time I played this game it was about three years ago. The first time I played this game was probably 2014. I played it again tonight (as of February 17, 2023, at 11:00 PM) to have it fresh on my mind.
This game is absurd, intense, and really funny. That reads like something you would see in a Netflix description but it's my immediate take away from this game when I clicked start a new game.
"I exist and I find it nauseating." - Yukio Mishima
The game stars FemboyGenius. That's me by the way. I play Walker, Walker is me. This is all my fault, I killed everybody like OJ and I enjoyed it. Put me down like the mad dog I am.
I don't think this obviously, this is all Walker's fault! He's such a fucking loser!!!! Trying to save his Hero that saved his ass in a failed operation, he ain't gonna talk about what went down in Kabul, no surprise there!! Also he's the one that's like THERE IS NO OTHER OPTIONS! That's HIS problem. Not mine! Speaking of options!
"White phosphorus is a common allotrope used in many types of munitions. It can set fire to cloth, fuel, ammunition, and flesh." - Kane
This part of the game is especially stupid when the thing I did right before this is sticking my neck out in a boring scripted stealth segment, so I can save TWO civilians instead of just going guns blazing to save some CIA cunt. So IMMEDIATELY after we come to the white phosphorus section, where the guy who wanted to save two civilians is like damn there are so many of these 343s units, let's use the artillery! Then the other guy is like oooh jeez boss are you sure?? This may not be it boss.. Just for Walker to then say the epic line of "WE DON'T GOT A CHOICE." The fuck you mean??? You just had one a moment ago! But all of a sudden this is it? Make it make sense!! He goes out of his way to save two civilians but not when its hundreds or a whole city worth of them? One could say that Walker didn't know about the refugees but on the drone screen its like.. so fucking obvious? At that point to when launching the shit the only thing that's standing between them and the refugees is just ONE Humvee. You kill all those people just to take out one Humvee! All the other choices in this game are so irrelevant and dull. It all resorts to "Shoot this guy? Or.. This guy!"
"If Lugo were still alive, he would likely suffer from PTSD. So, really, he's the lucky one." - My Therapist
The combat is probably what I should've talked about first but I don't know, MAN. What is there to talk about? Anyone that fucking uses this site KNOWS what this game is. All I will say is that I think this game is hilariously similar to Metal Gear Rising. It's an ok shooter/action game which has boring stealth elements, the dumbest narrative ever, and it tries to make you feel bad with its combat but also rewards you for your brutality. Both of these games try to be critical with the protag/your actions but then do a double flip and go HGH rage mode!
"It's time for you to wake up." - My mom.
Revisiting this game really got me to realize how stupid this game is. I know I keep saying this but what else can I say? It's stupid! Everyone that got mad because they felt like they were "tricked" by this game is stupid too! You want to know why? Because all these military games do is trick you, this one was just dumb enough to tell you.
"WW2 was my idea." - Franklin D. Roosevelt