League of Legends reminds me a lot of what I think an ex-girlfriend is like. It's interesting at first and sometimes you do well and it's fun but those times become very rare.

The main problem I have with League is the learning curve. Learning cliff is probably a more accurate phrase. At the time of this review there are more than 140 champions and almost as many items, all of which you're going to need to figure out (or at least familiarize yourself with) in order to do well in matchups. This is important because sometimes you can lose a game at champion select which then leaves you cowering or being abused by the opposite lanner.

Speaking of abuse, LoL is also like an ex-girlfriend in that she keeps pulling me back in. I've reinstalled this malware 3 times now, my rose-tinted-glasses-wearing ass believing that this time, THIS TIME, would be different. But it never is and at this point I doubt it ever will be. I'm pretty sure this game gives me depression, seeing as ever time I play I don't feel like doing anything afterwards except go to sleep.

Reviewed on Aug 02, 2022


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