Alone in the Dark Badge: Escape the darkness
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To the Underworld and Back Badge: Complete your adventure

Spherical McCarthyism Badge:
Hunt down every last red button destroying our country from the inside

Life, Love, Understanding Badge:
Survive the entire rave

Rouge Rogue Badge:
Hunt down every last button

Microgame Masochist Badge:
Prove that you can play minigames long after they stop being enjoyable by getting a x5 multiplier
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Probably got lucky with a low end PC.

Endurance Mode cleared

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