This review contains spoilers
this on maddening probably turns into the worst fire emblem experience you could ever created
xenologue 1 is pretty bad, it's desanitized needle bad, it's roach swarm bad, it's a 20 mile car accident bad, it's falling down the stairs and hitting your toe on a metal gate bad, it's getting your wallet stolen bad, it is around as bad as filing your taxes without the irs telling you what you owe, or maybe as bad as the oil companies buying out the trains so you have to use cars in america. You can live with it, but it will make your life worse.
Xenologue 2 is alright. I would call it a doctor's appointment in the US, expensive, time consuming, and probably not going to answer the questions you have. Maybe a date where they ghost you the rest of the week, maybe a nosebleed during a presentation. It's not fun, but you'd forget about it in a few days.
Xenologue 3 is that crazy bad, it's that 60 mile per hour car crashing through your house bad, it's a sinkhole below your house bad. It's a brick through your window bad. It's as bad as using the school restroom bad. It's as bad as your school chair catching on fire for no apparent reason bad. It's a divorce where: she took the kids. It's that father left and never came back vibes. It's that 10 day old milk sitting out on your patio that someone comes up behind you and makes you drink bad. It's that IBS day where it flares up and all you can do is press your stomach down and wonder why you exist. This shit makes you wonder how they got past the gaming crash. This is the kinda chapter that makes you wonder, maybe fire emblem really is that bad. It's the kind of gameplay that got you tied down to a chair and anytime you move, hell even blink, 300 cigarettes get thrown at your face.
Fell Xenologue 4 is a little irritating, not life ruining. Maybe staring at a wall and watching paint dry and every 15 minutes, someone grabs a brush and does it again. I don't got much to say about it.
Fell Xenologue 5 is better than 3, but better in the same way where drowning in quicksand with 2 people is better than drowning alone, at least you company!
But Fell Xenologue 6. This is the kind of chapter, you know how those kindness creators always film themselves doing great things to strangers after MrBeast normalized it, if you ever wondered what those people are actually like; Fell Xenologue 6.
If you ever wonder why you exist, just remember. You aren't Fell Xenologue 6. Your demons can not be as bad as Fell Xenologue 6. Your existance is great. I love you.
Fell Xenologue birthed criminals, gangs, war, this is the kind of shit that nuclear fallout food taste like.
This is the kinda car crash where you ain't livin.
I would say this is the equivalent of going to Walmart for milk, and coming home to Jail because you got falsely accused of murder, and got that jail without parole type bad.
The story is family guy funny moments. Hey Guys Im Ash ketchum I dont like pokemon. Lol.
Please. Never play this. Never look at this. Check on your loved ones who has played this. This is the kinda shit that will ruin your life. Do you have student loans? Do you think they are paid off? Nope. No they aren't. You will be 80 and that shit will taint your family lineage. You have to break the news to your 5 year old daughter on your death bed that she has to pay for the millions of dollar that it cost for you to go to college.
That's the truth of the Fell Xenologue.
xenologue 1 is pretty bad, it's desanitized needle bad, it's roach swarm bad, it's a 20 mile car accident bad, it's falling down the stairs and hitting your toe on a metal gate bad, it's getting your wallet stolen bad, it is around as bad as filing your taxes without the irs telling you what you owe, or maybe as bad as the oil companies buying out the trains so you have to use cars in america. You can live with it, but it will make your life worse.
Xenologue 2 is alright. I would call it a doctor's appointment in the US, expensive, time consuming, and probably not going to answer the questions you have. Maybe a date where they ghost you the rest of the week, maybe a nosebleed during a presentation. It's not fun, but you'd forget about it in a few days.
Xenologue 3 is that crazy bad, it's that 60 mile per hour car crashing through your house bad, it's a sinkhole below your house bad. It's a brick through your window bad. It's as bad as using the school restroom bad. It's as bad as your school chair catching on fire for no apparent reason bad. It's a divorce where: she took the kids. It's that father left and never came back vibes. It's that 10 day old milk sitting out on your patio that someone comes up behind you and makes you drink bad. It's that IBS day where it flares up and all you can do is press your stomach down and wonder why you exist. This shit makes you wonder how they got past the gaming crash. This is the kinda chapter that makes you wonder, maybe fire emblem really is that bad. It's the kind of gameplay that got you tied down to a chair and anytime you move, hell even blink, 300 cigarettes get thrown at your face.
Fell Xenologue 4 is a little irritating, not life ruining. Maybe staring at a wall and watching paint dry and every 15 minutes, someone grabs a brush and does it again. I don't got much to say about it.
Fell Xenologue 5 is better than 3, but better in the same way where drowning in quicksand with 2 people is better than drowning alone, at least you company!
But Fell Xenologue 6. This is the kind of chapter, you know how those kindness creators always film themselves doing great things to strangers after MrBeast normalized it, if you ever wondered what those people are actually like; Fell Xenologue 6.
If you ever wonder why you exist, just remember. You aren't Fell Xenologue 6. Your demons can not be as bad as Fell Xenologue 6. Your existance is great. I love you.
Fell Xenologue birthed criminals, gangs, war, this is the kind of shit that nuclear fallout food taste like.
This is the kinda car crash where you ain't livin.
I would say this is the equivalent of going to Walmart for milk, and coming home to Jail because you got falsely accused of murder, and got that jail without parole type bad.
The story is family guy funny moments. Hey Guys Im Ash ketchum I dont like pokemon. Lol.
Please. Never play this. Never look at this. Check on your loved ones who has played this. This is the kinda shit that will ruin your life. Do you have student loans? Do you think they are paid off? Nope. No they aren't. You will be 80 and that shit will taint your family lineage. You have to break the news to your 5 year old daughter on your death bed that she has to pay for the millions of dollar that it cost for you to go to college.
That's the truth of the Fell Xenologue.