The Real Game Awards
Geoff Keighley doesn't know shit from shit this is what's important
13 Games
GAME OF THE YEAR
I've spent the past two years trying to find a game as good as Pocky & Rocky and then they just go and make another one. Just for me. Thank you nice boys
COOLEST GAME
Live A Live rules and to have it come back after nearly 30 years is awesome. Thank you nice boys
Live A Live rules and to have it come back after nearly 30 years is awesome. Thank you nice boys
NICEST PEOPLE (REAL LIFE)
Some of my best buddies in the world pulled through in a major way and helped make this silly little thing where I got to express some themes that mean a lot to me. Most of you are not boys but thank you still please download Commonplace for free on itch.io thank you nice boys
Some of my best buddies in the world pulled through in a major way and helped make this silly little thing where I got to express some themes that mean a lot to me. Most of you are not boys but thank you still please download Commonplace for free on itch.io thank you nice boys
NICEST PEOPLE (FAKE)
Love the nice boys in this
Love the nice boys in this
BIGGEST GUYS
A lot of them don't even fit fully on the screen. Thank you big boys
A lot of them don't even fit fully on the screen. Thank you big boys
HARDEST CARS
When this game loaded up it made me scream. Thank you fucked up boys
When this game loaded up it made me scream. Thank you fucked up boys
SOFTEST CARS
For all my homies who love to coast thank you nice boys
For all my homies who love to coast thank you nice boys
GENTLEST GAME
sh... thank you nice boys
sh... thank you nice boys
PANZER DRAGOON SAGA
Panzer Dragoon Saga
Panzer Dragoon Saga
GREENEST GAME
Thank you green boys
Thank you green boys
YOU DIDN'T REALLY HAVE TO COME BACK
We already got Pocky & Rocky and Live A Live and Klonoa and the first Valis collection last year. This is all the bad Valis games and also the PC Engine version of IV. Please don't make more Valis collections or I'll have to keep buying them. Thank you nice boys
We already got Pocky & Rocky and Live A Live and Klonoa and the first Valis collection last year. This is all the bad Valis games and also the PC Engine version of IV. Please don't make more Valis collections or I'll have to keep buying them. Thank you nice boys
VAMPIRE SURVIVORS
Many Vampire Survivors clones came out the woodwork this year but this is the only one to actually do anything engaging and worthwhile with it. Thank you nice boys
Many Vampire Survivors clones came out the woodwork this year but this is the only one to actually do anything engaging and worthwhile with it. Thank you nice boys
SNUBBED 2021 GAME OF THE YEAR
This was the best game to come out last year and nobody's been talking about it fuck you video gamists
This was the best game to come out last year and nobody's been talking about it fuck you video gamists